{"id":7060,"date":"2008-12-16T21:08:02","date_gmt":"2008-12-16T21:08:02","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2016-08-02T08:08:31","modified_gmt":"2016-08-02T06:08:31","slug":"uznanie-w-malopolsce-czyli-jak-sprzedawalem-duzego-fazera","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hayabusa.eu.org\/en\/2008\/12\/uznanie-w-malopolsce-czyli-jak-sprzedawalem-duzego-fazera\/","title":{"rendered":"Uznanie w Ma\u0142opolsce, czyli jak sprzedawa\u0142em du\u017cego Fazera"},"content":{"rendered":"

To by\u0142 normalny pi\u0105tek jak wi\u0119kszo\u015b\u0107 z nich, w opisie na GG widnia\u0142o standardowe TGIF<\/a> i nic nie zapowiada\u0142o nadchodz\u0105cych wydarze\u0144… Ale jako\u015b tak po po\u0142udniu kolega podes\u0142a\u0142 mi jaki\u015b link i zagadn\u0105\u0142 jak si\u0119 je\u017adzi du\u017cym Fazerem, bo si\u0119 przymierza \u017ceby kupi\u0107 itd. No to ja si\u0119 g\u0142upio odezwa\u0142em, \u017ce jak chce kupi\u0107, to mog\u0119 mu mojego sprzeda\u0107. I tak od s\u0142owa do s\u0142owa, a wieczorem przys\u0142a\u0142 mi SMSa, \u017ceby poda\u0107 mu numer konta, to przeleje zaliczk\u0119… Parafrazuj\u0105c pewn\u0105 reklam\u0119 z udzia\u0142em Jerzego Dudka: Tak si\u0119 zdobywa uznanie w Ma\u0142opolsce \ud83d\ude42
\nAle jako, \u017ce nigdzie nie wystawi\u0142em, ani te\u017c wielkiego ci\u015bnienia na sprzeda\u017c nie mia\u0142em, to odpisa\u0142em, \u017ceby si\u0119 z tym przespa\u0142, przyjecha\u0142 obejrze\u0107, pogada\u0107, przejecha\u0107 si\u0119 itd. Nie pomog\u0142o! Po dw\u00f3ch czy trzech tygodniach na koncie bankowym mia\u0142em ca\u0142o\u015b\u0107 kwoty za jak\u0105 chcia\u0142em sprzeda\u0107 Fazera i umawiali\u015bmy si\u0119 na odbi\u00f3r motocykla.<\/p>\n

\"Fazer-1000-tresna01\"<\/a>
\nPewnej soboty, z dr\u017c\u0105cymi r\u0119kami, b\u0142yskiem i przera\u017ceniem w oczach kolega Skrzek dosiad\u0142 ju\u017c swojego, \u015bwie\u017co nabytego du\u017cego Fazera. Szczerze m\u00f3wi\u0105c troch\u0119 si\u0119 ba\u0142em o niego i o sprz\u0119t widz\u0105c to podniecenie i zdenerwowanie, ale ch\u0142op jest rozs\u0105dny, to pomy\u015bla\u0142em, \u017ce sobie poradzi. No to podpis na umowie, kop na drog\u0119 i moje znamienne s\u0142owa: nigdy wi\u0119cej nie kupuj motocykla w ten spos\u00f3b!<\/b> W ten spos\u00f3b, czyli bez ogl\u0105dania, os\u0142uchania i jazdy pr\u00f3bnej. No i jeszcze prikaz, \u017ce ma si\u0119 zameldowa\u0107 jak dojedzie. Po oko\u0142o 2 godzinach odbieram telefon i s\u0142ysz\u0119, \u017ce jecha\u0142o si\u0119 tak zajebi\u015bcie, \u017ce na Zakopiance pojecha\u0142 nie w t\u0119 stron\u0119 co trzeba i \u017ce pomimo, i\u017c wstawi\u0142 motocykl cichaczem do gara\u017cu, to jego szanowna ma\u0142\u017conka si\u0119 i tak zorientowa\u0142a, bo nawet chirurgicznie nie da\u0142o by si\u0119 usun\u0105\u0107 u\u015bmiechu z jego twarzy \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To by\u0142 normalny pi\u0105tek jak wi\u0119kszo\u015b\u0107 z nich, w opisie na GG widnia\u0142o standardowe TGIF i nic nie zapowiada\u0142o nadchodz\u0105cych wydarze\u0144… Ale jako\u015b tak po po\u0142udniu kolega podes\u0142a\u0142 mi jaki\u015b link i zagadn\u0105\u0142 jak...<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8344,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[22,53],"tags":[62,60,24],"class_list":["post-7060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-motorcycles","category-fzs-1000","tag-fugazowy-fazer-ii","tag-fzs-1000-fazer","tag-motorcycles"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hayabusa.eu.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/Fazer-1000-tresna.jpg?fit=640%2C480&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p7M8NW-1PS","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hayabusa.eu.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hayabusa.eu.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hayabusa.eu.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hayabusa.eu.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hayabusa.eu.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7060"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/hayabusa.eu.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8346,"href":"https:\/\/hayabusa.eu.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7060\/revisions\/8346"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hayabusa.eu.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hayabusa.eu.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hayabusa.eu.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hayabusa.eu.org\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}